spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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