Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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