Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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