I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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