carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.