Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I need to sanitize my soul.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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