Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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