i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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