How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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