How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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