Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.