Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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