And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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