I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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