Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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