sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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