I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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