he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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