THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him