Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...