how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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