what if I'm pregnant?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I didn't notice because vodka
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.