I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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