on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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