there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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