I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.