I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.