Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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