her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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