yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Randomize