another moral hangover. fuck.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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