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say what?
wanna hang out?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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