I don't think brook has ever known best
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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