How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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