My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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