Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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