Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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