i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
last night I used snow as a chaser
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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