Do vagina's smell?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I need a burrito and a hug.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.