be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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