Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Soap is not a condiment
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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