Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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