I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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