Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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