So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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