Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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