thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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