I CAN MOONWALK!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.