Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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