So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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