Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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