The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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