Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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